An official investigation regarding a potent Elven somnolence drug possibly used by the Margueritas on the Hailers refreshments is underway? The other complain regarding the Margueritas line of scrimmage, that included Grok, Gruk and Grak, three 8 foot tall “Green elves” was dismissed by officials after the Marguerita coach and his large bag of coins explained that: “you know, we elves like trees, right? That’s why they are green. 8 foo… No Way. They are just really close to the line, hence look bigger”. Can’t argue with that.
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