… Helmut Wulff has been acquited of the murder of 5 players, the coach and owner of the defunct Yager Bombers? His defense was simple and effective: “If they know how crazy I am… Why do they hire me?” Case closed. Volkmar Hahn has refused several sponsorships by undead teams to provide them with fresh bodies? “They sell higher on Elf-Bay” he explained Ulric “The Beast” Ochaita used to play as a blitzer for the Blunchen Berserkers? He was so rough and wild a player he was regularly sent off during team practice sessions! …The Hailers have asked the NAF whether they can start matches with less than 11 players? Training shows Ruprecht Ehrhardn to be so absolutely inept at the game that he regularly scores on his own end zone! … Mighty Zug was so thrilled with his guest star role for the Hailers that rumour is he will join the team as a rostered player? His spokesman literally said: “Zug heartily endorses this event or product“. Could not be clearer! … Meiner Breitenbach, lineman of the Hochland Hailers has missed almost as many games as he has played? As the team baker, he smells pretty tasty which makes him the target of every troll and ogre out there… Whether from the opposing team or the stands! … Hailey Holstein is the one responsible for forbidding relationships between the players and the Hailorettes? “Studies show players are 37% more aggressive during the matches” she confidently claims “And we owe our fans all that extra violence”. … The Hailers have been coachless for the past couple of games, explaining their bad results? The coach, Harry “the Hammer” Kehry explained his nickname to Hailey Holstein on a sponsorship event, resulting with the ex-Cleeveland Crescent star in the hospital. … Ellene Gaffwig has received stern criticism for her performance against the Sisters of the Sacred Serpent where she failed to catch up to 4 passes? Ellene has waived away the rumors of bribes offered by the Sisters: “I was not bribed.” She eloquently told Spike! with a monotone voice. “All glory to our Vampire Overladies“. … that the Hailers went as far as to hiring two fake teams to fool Elijah Doom into not playing the real match? When he found out, the veteran dark elf lineman was pissed off: “Why didn’t we think of this for the 2485 Blood Bowl final? Khaine damn it!” He told Spike! An official investigation regarding a potent Elven somnolence drug possibly used by the Margueritas on the Hailers refreshments is underway? The other complain regarding the Margueritas line of scrimmage, that included Grok, Gruk and Grak, three 8 foot tall “Green elves” was dismissed by officials after the Marguerita coach and his large bag of coins… Continue reading Did you know… 
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