Regular season 4 prices!

“… And that seems to be the reason behind the bad blood between these two players, Jim!”

“I am not sure I believe it, Bob. Which woman on their sane mind would prefer Zug over Griff?”

“She is an ogre, Jim.”

“Oh well, what do I know. You all look like snacks to me. On other news, the Hafnia League has finished their regular season. Let’s look at who were the best teams!

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Best Offense Trophy (Orcidas) and Best Defense Trophy (Orcidas)
Winner: Deathmare Broncos
Runner-up: Hochland Hailers

The Broncos are clearly the best team in the league, now having claimed all three different trophies in the past two seasons. While some allegations remain regarding their last match where they beat the Hailers on both metrics, nobody can deny the Broncos are destined for greatness and can adapt in all facets of the game. Whether it is a quick touchdown, an adamant defense, dragging the clock or just a good old beating of the adversary, these guys can do anything they set their minds to. And, while still not a Hafnia champion, it really looks like this season can be it for them!

Bloodweiser Team of the year
Winner: Bloodmoon Beserkerz
Runner-up: Aldorf Master Chefs

The Beserkerz (or Berserkez, as they themselves keep misspelling their name. Orcs, you know) were very disappointed last year when they were not considered the most violent team in Hafnia League. Apparently, biting, dismembering and eating members of the public did not count! So, this season, they decided to put their homicidal skills to use solely in the pitch and as the 27 casualties can tell you (well, not 5 of them as they are dead), it has worked like a charm! Special mention to the Aldorf Master Chefs. The clever use of pies, hotdogs and fried chicken buckets to conceal high caliber weapons has quickly made them one of the most fearsome teams in the league!

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